Teacher Justine: “So if we had put carrots into our banana muffins what
would they be?”
Gabriel: “YUK”

“Neil Armstrong was the first space alien on the moon.”

Teacher holds up a stethoscope and asks the children what it is.
Danika shouts out: “A heart beater.”

Ben was trying to get Rylee’s attention and Rylee says:
“Ben, you can stop trying to grab at me, I’m not a cookie.”

Teacher Tanya: We see that Jack has no money for popcorn so now Ben can
be the bank. What does a bank do?”
Rylee: “I know! The bank takes your money.”

Teacher walks in with lace up boots on and Erin looks at her with a very puzzled look on her face and says:
“Teacher, I DON’T want your boots. It will take me 100 YEARS to sew them up!”

Erin: “Teacher how old are you?” Teacher: “I am 523 years old.”
Erin: “Noooooooooooooooo! You’ll be dead already.

Jack: “I wee by the trees Teacher. The trees tell me that they need the water
from my wee to grow.”

Julian: I think Teacher Lois should take 130 medicines for her being sick.
Joshua: “130!!! No Julian she can’t! She will pop.”

Jodi looks at Aiden’s traced body and says: “Wooooah! A Giant!”

Jodi: “I live in Africa”
Teacher: “Your file says you live in Church Street”
Jodi: “Oooooh dan woon ek in twee plekke. Afrika en Kerk straat.”

Teacher Shelley: “Myles, should we find you a friend?”
Myles: “No thank you. I woke up too early this morning.”